Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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