In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Women's rights

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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