- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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