- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Pickles are moist.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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