A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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