What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

women's rights.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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