So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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