Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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