Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

the power to turn magnetism into light

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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