- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

arena football

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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