- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Justin Bieber

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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