"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Justin Beiber

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Cancer.

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mikey is cute

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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