Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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