I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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