Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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