- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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