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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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