- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

And Stephen Hawking said.

What is older than history?

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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