Camerons hair is Curly..

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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