- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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