kathryn atkins

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Trump will make America great again.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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