- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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