- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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