- Anti Joke

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Caroline Kelly.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas