what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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The global news

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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