- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

The global news

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Chick Norris... Enough said

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