what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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