- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.