- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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