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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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