why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Daniel is a fag

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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