- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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