- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

what's the difference between a crocodile?

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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