Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Poker face

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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A bar walks into a man

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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