What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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run farther?

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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