- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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