What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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