- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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