What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Knock knock come in.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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I like touching my boobs

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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