Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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the WNBA.

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