- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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