What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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A blind man walks into a library.

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hi michael

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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