What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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whats black and large -me

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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João Duarte reads this.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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