hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What did the old man say? Im old

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Anti Joke

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