Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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