Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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9/11

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Where's the soap?

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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