N-E Pats never cheated

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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