A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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