- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

I have suicidal thoughts

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Thats what she said

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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