- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

N-E Pats never cheated

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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