- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Chicken

How did the black person die? Of old age

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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