two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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i committed murder

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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