So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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