- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

WILLYS

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

what are three short words? i a am

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