- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

A miserable man committed suicide.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Nobody cares maddie!

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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