- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

class is canceled. My professor died.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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