how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Wait! hundred billions!

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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