- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Golf.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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