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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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silver bullet?

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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save me from the nothing ive become

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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