- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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