- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Okay.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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