- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Cheese

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Racial Equality

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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