- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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