- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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