- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

It's all Taggart

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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