- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Balls

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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