- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

mikey is cute

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Neil is a reterd.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

penis. nuff said.

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