Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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whats my name? Matt

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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