Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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