What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The holocaust

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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