- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What do I hate? people

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Who is big and stupid My brother

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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