- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

A pope meets another one

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

your life

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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