- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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